jessakeenie ([info]jessakeenie) wrote,
  • Mood: giddy
  • Music: his car alarm song. sigh.

maybe i should wait until i'm alone to listen to his cd's...

i have to admit it.
i can't hold it in any longer.
i'm obsessed with a guy other than my boyfriend.

his name is Dane Cook.

bought his brand new cd today - two disks and a dvd. watched the dvd just now. has clips from his "crank yankers", his "shorties watching shorties", his roast of denis leary, a teaser of his tour-gasm, and (the best part) his clip from the comedy central bar mitzvah bash.

thank goodness my boyfriend was asleep. i laughed so hard, i cried. then, i looked at him with his height, his spikey hair, and the way he looks in jeans... lethal combination for me.

i feel like such a teenage girl. does everybody still get these celebrity lustings?

because....wow....seriously....

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[info]heywoodjabloski

July 30 2005, 16:11:58 UTC 6 years ago

I totally get the celebrity lustings...
I had to be told not to rip Steven Page's clothes off...
o=)

[info]iamdamanda

July 30 2005, 23:59:02 UTC 6 years ago

i want to bear jon stewart's children.
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